Things about me that have changed.....
- The napkin. I hadn't seen it in 20+ years and apparently it's been in my lap the whole time.
 - Powder. A large breasted woman's best friend. In the summer when the girls are rubbing against your skin, powder helps with the chaffing. I threw away my bottle today.
 - Same size. I bought a medium short to go with a medium top. I thought everyone bought those in different sizes.
 - Swim suit. One piece! No more buying three sizes too big just to fit the girls!
 - Slimming! With the girls at their appropriate size, I can look down and see a weightloss. When they were big, I mentally didn't see the weight gone.
 - Running. No more black eyes when I run!
 - Walmart has my bra size. You think this is funny? Try special ordering bras for 20+ years. I personally wouldn't buy a bra at Walmart... but the fact that I COULD, says something.
 - A medium. Yes, a MEDIUM! Did I say medium?
 
And thanks for reading.
1 comment:
wow...those are some great perks!
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